My Pet Hate

Those loooong e-mail sob stories that people keep sending.

I loathe them with a passion! You know the ones, about the old lady who’s husband sends her flowers after he’s died, and the one about the kid in the iron lung who was your first friend ever, and the one about the teacher and the letter from Vietnam…

If anyone wants to make me the hell-in, just send me one of those, ESPECIALLY the ones with the little line on the bottom that says: “send this to seven hundred people within the next twelve seconds to prove what a major pain in the butt you are, and to show how little self worth you really have, otherwise you’ll be hit by a bus on your way home”!