Where Do I Sign Up For Parenting In Small Doses

If only it was that easy! Imagine what it would be like if raising a child could be like picking a car finance package, like deciding to deal with only one problem a year or something- in easy installments. So when you’re pregnant you know exactly how many problems you think you will have to handle per year!

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Angel

Wife, mom, cake artist, Guide Dog puppy raiser, ADHD champion, wedding planner, and tattooed cat slave.

4 thoughts on “Where Do I Sign Up For Parenting In Small Doses”

  1. I always tell people,you have to go into parenthood blindly. If you really knew what was in store,no one would have a child.
    It’s like when they show you the delivery video AFTER you are already pregnant. Too late. No turning back!!
    Now if they showed that video to kids in high school…I bet teenage pregnancy would decrease….lol.

  2. Roll up, roll up, and get your paranoia, mommy madness and stress in HUGE doses here!!! Anyone who has children – this is a “must get” offer, something EVERY parent has to have in extra supply for emergencies!! Roll up, roll up and get your free supply NOW!

    Sorry, no “small doses of parenting” available – ever.

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