Hitchhiker’s Guide Inspired

On Bee’s site http://beeslife.blogdrive.com/, I saw and idea for translating blocks of text at Babelfish (which is the little yellow fish from “The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy” that Ford Prefect put in Arthur Dent’s ear so he could understand all the languages spoken in the universe), so I tried it on the following excerpt on communicating clearly with your teenager (appropriate or what, hey): A SURE-FIRE WAY OF INVITING PROBLEMS INTO YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR TEENAGER IS BY SENDING MIXED OR UNCLEAR MESSAGES. CLEAR COMMUNICATION IS AN ABSOLUTE MUST IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A BONDING RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR TEENAGER. IT HELPS BUILD A FOUNDATION OF TRUST, FOSTERS A HEALTHY SELF-ESTEEM, ENCOURAGES POSITIVE BEHAVIOR, AND HELPS TONE DOWN FRUSTRATION AND STRESS IN THE FAMILY. WHILE MANY PARENTS FEEL IT IS CLOSE TO IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THEIR TEENAGER, THERE ARE WAYS. YOUR CHILD REALLY ISN’T BECOMING A NEW SPECIAL BREED OF ALIEN. THEY’RE JUST GROWING UP AND THEY STILL DO WANT TO CONNECT WITH YOU.
Then after putting it through the wringer on http://babelfish.altavista.com/ this is how it came out: WITH SOUR-FIRE WAY OF INVITING PROBLEMS INTO YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR TEENAGER IS BY SENDING MIXED GOLD UNCLEAR MESSAGES. CLEAR COMMUNICATION IS YEAR ABSOLUTE MUST YEW YOU WANT TO CUTS HAS BONDING RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR TEENAGER. IT HELPS BUILD HAS FOUNDATION OF TRUST, FOSTERS HAS HEALTHY COIL-ESTEEM, ENCOURAGE POSITIVE BEHAVIOR, AND HELPS TONE DOWN FRUSTRATION AND STRESS IN THE FAMILY. CLOSED WHILE MANY PARENTS FEEL IT IS TO IMPOSSIBLE TO CUTS HAS CONVERSATION WITH TO THEIR TEENAGER, THERE ARE WAYS. YOUR CHILD REALLY ISN’ T BECOMING HAS NEW SPECIAL BREED OF ALIEN. THEY’ RE JUST GROWING UP AND THEY STILL C WANT TO CONNECT WITH YOU.
Thanx Bee- good for a giggle!

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One Response to Hitchhiker’s Guide Inspired

  1. Tatiana says:

    LOL 🙂