People Googled these and found me on the result list…
“exhibitionist flasher south africa”
“pictures of me wearing nappies”
“afrikaans wedding invitation template”
“naked teens with angel wings”
…a couple of them I can understand how they got to me, like ‘afrikaans’ and ‘South Africa’ and ‘angel’, but what on earth are people looking for!?!?! I mean- how’s Google supposed to know who ‘me’ is for goodness sake?