Do I have your attention?
Lordy bunnies… I went gallivanting last night with a few girlfriends, and I am mortified to admit I got well and truly torched… and then woke up this morning with a hangover straight from the very depths of Dante’s inferno!
Damien stayed home and baby-sat himself, very nicely I might add… I get terribly paranoid when he’s home alone.
So our mission was a wine and whine- no kids and no partners- and VERY successful it was too! I wore I silver velvet cross over blouse to show off some cleavage, beaded jeans and my grey feather boa… I was leaving feathers everywhere…! Well, I skipped the wine and drank my usual- Carling Black Label- and I truly didn’t have more than beers, promise, but where I fell off the bus was when we won a bottle of that horrible pink sparkling wine and drank it finished between the 5 of us on the dance floor! And I had two tequilas… bought for me- and mixing the beer and the bubbly with the tequila was what floored me. I was treated the whole evening by Damien’s weekend mom* who looked gorgeous! She’s such a sweetie, I just adore her! So I took Ydnic** home around 1am, and then made my way home- very very slowly- driving well under the influence I’m ashamed to say…
I took a couple of painkillers (just in case), drank some water, and took myself to bed. A few minutes after I climbed into bed I felt nauseous- which is normal for me when I over indulge, which happens VERY seldom, I can’t even remember the last time in fact, and usually throwing up helps me feel better- so I got myself a bucket, and then heaved till my ears fell off… see, since my operation last September, I am physically incapable of vomiting, but I didn’t know I could still heave like that!!!
Eeeeuuuw… I’m so sorry if I’m grossing you out…
I eventually fell asleep, and woke up a few hours later with the headache from hell! Sheez bunnies, I could not believe I could feel so grim without actually having a friggin illness! I took a couple more headache tablets, drank some more water and tried to go back to sleep. And then I was nauseous again… so I grabbed my bucket (which was still next to my bed)… and dry heaved again till my head felt like it was going to just pop off!!! Totally cancelling out the intended effect of the headache pills of course!
It was then that I decided I would give anything to be able to actually throw up and get it over with!!!
Now let me utter those fateful little words… I’m Never Drinking Again
*who has sixteen month old twin boys and a three year old daughter at home
**who has a twelve year old daughter and an eight year old son at home