Could you be a closet claustrophobic?

Modified Mummy tagged me with the “7 things” meme a while ago, and I apologise for having been so slow completing it… I think I may’ve done it before- or something similar- but I do love playing meme-meme!!

So here goes.

 

7. When it comes to my relationships with men- romantic or sexual ones I mean- I put them in charge because I have no brakes. If allowed to I will steadily drive the guy nuts because I am quite happy to call him, email him, text him, IM him and go to see him till he’s sick of me! I like to agree the rules up front then I know how far I am allowed to push things.

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6. I have a list of ten rules- carefully thought out and carefully worded- for my FiB partners. I allow a little bending of the rules, but if they’re broken the “relationship” ends.

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5. I am a biker at heart… I just can’t afford my own bike! My hands itch when they go by me on the highway, and I am often tempted to just pull over on a highway, stop the first biker I see and beg him to take me with him wherever he’s going!

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4. All through school, my personal motto was “no kids, no husband”. I never did the babysitting-for-extra-money, helping-out-in-Sunday-school thing. Had my darling Damien- the centre of my little universe- not come along by accident, I woulda been quite happily single and childless!!!

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3. I am addicted to nicotine, caffeine, communication, tattoos and sex. I only smoke when I drink, and caffeine makes me sleepy… communication can be in any form- blog comments, emails, phone calls, text messages or IM chats, doesn’t matter. I don’t get NEARLY enough sex and I can’t afford as many tattoos as I want…

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2. When Damien isn’t home and I don’t have to play mommy, then I don’t cook, clean, do laundry or wake up on time, and I have the cats to myself! I also don’t see much of my family as I indulge in visiting friends or going out on my own. I pretty much live on coke, coffee, strawberry sorbet and yoghurt. I spend all my time online or watching CSI slash X-Files DVDs. Now if I had a FiB… or a boyfriend… I would most likely spend all my time in bed, mwaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa!

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1. I blush easily at work… for some reason not really anywhere else. And I blush from my ears to my throat! My colleagues love to tease me and make me blush and when I feel my face get hot I blush even more!!!

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And now I’m gonna tag seven bloggers!

M     Starting with a very good real-life friend of mine and a fellow tattooed mom- Anelle at Cow’s Corner!!!

M     And I’m gonna tag my bestest best friend Gen, aka NSNMOTB because she ignored blogland for such a long time (and yes, I know it wasn’t entirely your fault tjomma)!

M     And I’ll tag my new friend M@, who has an Animal Mind… since he’s my new blogosphere friend and I want to get to know him better.

M     And I think I’ll tag Szarek (Will) because he’s also fairly new to blogland too, and because I can’t recall him doing a list like this yet.

M     My next taggee is Tracy– I admire her and her determination and I reckon a list like this completed by an ADHDer should be entertaining in the least.

M     And I want a list from you Faerie.

M     And last but not least, I’ll tag Rabbit! Hhmmm… seven things Bunny related… should be fascinating!

 

And no- I will not accept any excuses- I have tagged you, now run along and do your homework or I’ll send a letter to your parents!

 

About Angel

Wife, mom, cake artist, Guide Dog puppy raiser, ADHD champion, wedding planner, and tattooed cat slave.

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13 Responses to Could you be a closet claustrophobic?

  1. Writeprocrastinator says:

    “now its 10 or twenty of whatever’s going when i have a night out…? is that not cutting down?
    :D”

    Let’s get it down to ten a month.

  2. angel says:

    m@: i’ll be checking on you!

  3. Anelle says:

    Ok Ok give me some time here.I’m working on it.Ha ha

  4. angel says:

    m@: dude, since when!!?! most of the women i speak to dislike sex intensely!
    smoking, shopping and alcohol are much easier jones’ to fix!
    i won’t tell your mom, promise, you did the meme so i don’t have to!

  5. M@ says:

    You know, it’s SO fucking easy for a woman to become addicted to sex. I mean, it’s an addiction that’s easier to fulfill. πŸ™‚

    And you better NOT tell my mom about my animal mind.

  6. angel says:

    writeprocrastinator: well, i think i did! i mean, it used to be 40 chesterfield lights a day… now its 10 or twenty of whatever’s going when i have a night out…? is that not cutting down?
    πŸ˜€

    add tracy: hello hello! can’t wait for your list!!!
    wait… um, what IM thingy…?
    i’m on a number of different IM toys t- which would you like to use? mail me girl!

    tattooed mama: awesome! thanx- and thanx for stopping by!

  7. Tattooed Mama says:

    hey!! i added a link to that mommy has tattoos post for you πŸ™‚

  8. ADD Tracy says:

    Hey, where did you go?
    Do that IM thingy again!!!

  9. Anonymous says:

    I KNEW you were after me Angel! I could feel your intense universal pull all the way in California.

    So I have never played mee-mee before.

    Let me get this right, you want me to expose 7 sacred secrets about myself to the world? Is that correct?

    Weeeeeeeeee!

    Now if I can just remember my name so I can log in! DHOOO!

    Tracy something….hmmmm

  10. Writeprocrastinator says:

    I thought you were going to cut back on the nicotine?

  11. angel says:

    sweetass: you’ll never know…

    glugster: claps hands with glee DEAL!!! πŸ˜€

  12. Glugster says:

    Phew. I’m actually glad I didn’t get tagged. I really struggle with these list thingies!

    As soon as I get a bike, I’ll take you for a spin, OK?

  13. sweetass RSA says:

    such honesty!!!! *wink*wink* you blushing yet??