An Email Post…

‘coz I am behind in my work and having connection trouble at home- I am doing the copy and paste thing…

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It’s not difficult, a man only needs to be:

a friend

a companion

a lover

a brother

a father

a master

a chef

an electrician

a carpenter

a plumber

a mechanic

a decorator

a stylist

a sexologist

a gynaecologist

a psychologist

a pest exterminator

a psychiatrist

a healer

a good listener

an organizer

a good father

very clean

sympathetic

athletic

warm

attentive

gallant

intelligent

funny

creative

tender

strong

understanding

tolerant

prudent

ambitious

capable

courageous

determined

true

dependable

passionate

compassionate

Without forgetting to:

give her compliments regularly

love shopping

be honest

be very rich

not stress her out

not look at other girls

And at the same time, you must also:

give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

give her lots of time, especially time for herself

give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

It is very important never to forget:

birthdays

anniversaries

arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

Show up naked and bring alcohol!!!

About Angel

Wife, mom, cake artist, Guide Dog puppy raiser, ADHD champion, wedding planner, and tattooed cat slave.
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8 Responses to An Email Post…

  1. Eternally Curious says:

    So…. why, exactly, do guys find us so complicated?????

  2. angel says:

    lord tennisanyone: now how did i know you’d agree totally!!?! and do you know how you confused me with your new id?

  3. Lord Tennisanyone says:

    That sounds about right.

  4. angel says:

    sweets & katy katy katy: innit just!?!

    yellowdog granny: i thought so too…

    stu: howdy & welcome!
    love the link!!!

  5. married to Bad Mom says:

    You don’t even really need the booze, just be naked.

    Reminds me of http://www.marshu.com/images-website/funny/computer-switch-board-man-one-switch-woman-many-switches.jpg

    -Stu

  6. yellowdog granny says:

    makes perfect sense to me..

  7. Dino aka Katy says:

    thats so true – great list

  8. sweets says:

    mwhhhhhhahahahahahaha…. so true!!