Lessons in Logic

  • If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
  • I was born intelligent – education ruined me.
  • Practice makes perfect… But nobody’s perfect… so why practice?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  • Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard and Visa.
  • One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  • Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  • The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
  • Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  • Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
  • There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  • Hard work never killed anybody… But why take the risk.
  • Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours.
  • God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  • The more you learn, the more you know; the more you know, the more you forget; the more you forget, the less you know so why learn?
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… what more can I say?!

7 thoughts on “Cloning…

  1. sweets: LOL

    louisa: 😀

    e.m.c.t.: and i have photographic hearing…

    leez: ooer… trying to tell me something?

  2. “The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise”

    A lesson fo the wise.

  3. another one: i have a photographic memory. i’m just all out of film.

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