There are a lot of cars that to me are just plain ugly. And unfortunately a lot of new models are getting uglier and lumpier instead of sleeker. It’s like the designers’ve been watching too much 60’s sci-fi in which futuristic cars are bubble shaped and people wear mustard coloured cat-suits and victorian collars.
The other day I saw a car on the highway that was simply jaw droppingly ugly- and this sighting resulted in a phone call to da Bruvva to express my disbelief to someone who might grasp the depth of hideous that these particular creators had sunk to.
Needless to say I have a long list of cars that I think are ugly-ass revolting and should be discontinued and scrapped… but there are a few general things that I don’t like either. Like a red Mercedes. And no- I dunno what it is it just looks wrong. And NO car on this planet besides a VW Beetle is allowed to be pink. Ever.
So here bunnies- are my top 5 ugliest cars currently to be seen on Sowff Effrikuh’s roads. And if you have one of these, I demand you get rid of it immediately and buy something decent. Like an Alfa Romeo GT or 159.
#5 The Porsche Cayenne
repulsive unsightly dreadful horrible
#4 The Fiat Uno
no excuses- even though the newer ones are slightly cuter
#3 The Fiat Multipla
need I say more? Please tell me I don’t have to explain…
#2 The BMW X8
this was the one I saw on the highway… I still can’t believe it… had I been closer and not on the highway, I woulda photographed it!
#1 The Volvo C30
truly the ugliest thing on the road… and I’m ashamed to admit it was designed by women. The fist time I saw one I actually followed it to photograph its repulsiveness!