The Seven Deadly Sins

EXMI and Wenchy both did this particular post, and I was terribly impressed with the honesty and openness expressed by both of them! I think I may have seen it elsewhere (Cath, Sweets?) but I can’t remember anymore… I had to then do it too, of course!

I think its way too hectic to tag anyone with- so if you feel like it, go right ahead!

WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?

Damien… ~~oh the shame~~

2. What is your weapon of choice?

Words and spite…

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

Ooh… I’ve been tempted, but I’ve never done it, so I don’t think I will.

4. How about of the same sex?

Nope, same story.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

Probably Damien. We argue like crazy, and I know there are times he could tear me a new one with a smile on his face. He has a temper like mine…

6. What is your pet peeve?

Oooh I have such a long list. Litterbugs, infomercials, strangers talking to or touching me, jaywalkers, lazy people, people whose kids are not belted into car seats properly… you could say… people who disobey simple instructions, like “no dogs allowed” or “please don’t feed the animals“. And it pisses me off ESPECIALLY if they have children with them. You cannot disobey simple instructions and rules and then expect your children to do so.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

Nuh, I have enough on my plate… grudges are too much work!

SLOTH

1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you don’t?

Erm… dishes!

2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?

One Saturday I slept till 5pm. I will often sleep a Saturday away if I get the chance.

4. What is the last lame excuse that you made?

I honestly can’t remember… I like my job so I don’t need them there. I love my sweetheart so I don’t need them at home. My parents, friends, siblings and I have a relationship that’s honest enough not to require them either.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?

Oh my word no! I change the channel so fast it makes my cat’s heads spin!

6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?

Erm… does sex count? ‘coz then its every other day at least… but actually going to a gym, the last time was a couple of years ago least!

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

Four or five time probably.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

I like to indulge in cocktails when I’m out… I’ll try just about anything that’s on the menu!

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat??

Both I think. I love a good steak, but I love chicken too.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?

Hell… I’m going on 35 years old… how the fork am I supposed to remember that!!?!

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?

I have been to see a dietician. She was fabulous and made up a diet for me that was actually pretty easy to follow.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?

Occasionally… it depends on whether I am PMSing or not!

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy?

Ooh I have a sweet tooth of note! Coca Cola, sweet cereals, condensed milk, tinned fruit, fudge…

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought “lunch”?

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa… no, but I have on occasion been hungry enough to wish my cigarettes were edible!

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa… glanced yes, often, but staring during a conversation, no!

4. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person?

I love men’s hands and mouths. It’s usually the first thing I notice.

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

Nope.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?

Just one. They scare the bejeebers outta me!

2. What’s your guilty pleasure store?

Lacy’s lingerie… I bought a bra there once for just under R900!

3. Would you rather be rich, or famous?

Rich, without a doubt.

4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

Hhmmm… I might, for a while…

5. Have you ever stolen anything?

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?

One thousand two hundred and ninety two.

PRIDE

1. What’s one thing you have done that you’re most proud of?

I raised Damien alone. I did it. And I think I did it pretty well, so far.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

Well, since I never went to varsity or anything so there’s not scholastic achievements to brag about… I’d have to say they’re proud of the same thing I am.

3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?

I want to study archaeology or graphic design,

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?

Not really… I never really thought about it till now, but no- it doesn’t bug me.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?

Oh yes. I am way more intelligent than half the people on the radio who get through for the competitions!!! Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

I s’pose “Blog Things” don’t count?

😀

I cheated on a couple of tests in high school. Nothing major though…

7. What did you do today that you’re proud of?

I negotiated something with a client that can bring money in, agreed it with them and covered all aspects before taking it to my boss for a go-ahead.

ENVY

1. What item or person would you most want to have for your own?

Right now… an Opel Corsa OPC… all R232K of it!!!

2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with?

Is that like the “wife-swop” thing? I can’t stand those TV programs!!! Okay, I Googled it and since I have developed a loathing for reality shows like “Big Brother”, “The Bachelor”, “Beauty and the Geek” and “The Biggest Loser” (any show where people humiliate themselves on purpose), I wouldn’t want to take part at all.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

LOL… Angelina Jolie!!! But prolly only for a little while. I mean… the figure, the fame and the money would be fabulous- but all those kids would drive me insane!!!

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yup… two boyfriends have done this to me! Bastards.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

Erm… a nicer bum, white teeth, perkier boobs and smaller nipples!

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?

I think I’d have to say compassion. I don’t often “wish” I had it- but I do know it’s something I don’t have a lot of.

About Angel

Wife, mom, cake artist, Guide Dog puppy raiser, ADHD champion, wedding planner, and tattooed cat slave.

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12 Responses to The Seven Deadly Sins

  1. ginnygrl says:

    Wow! That was so incredible. This would be a hard one to bare your soul with.

  2. angel says:

    e.m.c.t.: 😀
    mine have always been big!

    sweets: you are lucky!

    simply-mel: sadly- for you- what i am on/ under/ in front of/ next to… is available only to me!

    arkwife: ag thanx man!!!

    gill: i saw yours! very cool!

    ruby: ta

    kitty cat: hello new visitor! i saw your blog day link on tamara’s page!

    muriel: 😀

    michelle hix: cool!

    allan: lol

  3. Allan says:

    Those sins aren’t deadly- I have survived them all!

  4. Michelle Hix says:

    That was fun. I may try it too.

  5. Muriel (Wipneus) says:

    whahaha very honest and very funny!!

    x x

  6. Kitty Cat says:

    Hi there Angel! Stopping by to check out your blog, from a fellow “Sowff effrekun”. New blogger. I see your name in Tamara’s blog a lot and thought I’d drop by! Will go vote for you if it’s not too late?

  7. Ruby says:

    hmmm….this is quite an interesting one…liked your answers:)

  8. Gill says:

    Love this! Love your answers! I am going to do it right now.

  9. Arkwife says:

    You did an excellent job raising Damien. And I would also kill to have the OPC….it’s beautiful!!!

  10. Simply-Mel says:

    My shattered cat dear heart! Talk about honesty! Loved reading this – the voyeur in me ….

    I must say I almost spat my coffee all over the laptop –

    …does sex count? then AT LEAST every second day….

    I want whatever you on!!! LOL

  11. sweets says:

    smaller nipples?! mwhahhhhahhhaa i like mine just fine thank you very much :)~

  12. expensivemistakescheapthrills says:

    haha – i think all mommies must wish for smaller nipples.

    before i had The Kid mine were tiiinny….