Sometimes I Love My Spam…

This one is an absolute winner. The bad spelling, the dreadful grammar, the made-up words… its a classic!

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LETTER TO YOU ??
URGENT – HELP ME DISTRIBUTE MY EIGHTEEN MILLION TO HUMANITARIAN FROM MRS HELEN R OSCAR .
This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility. I am Mrs Helen R Oscar and I am a 65 years old woman.
I am a South African married to a Sierra Leonia. I was the President/CEO of CON OIL INTERNATIONAL-an oil servicing company in Johannesburg. I was also married with no child. My husband died on the 24th of November 2004.
Before this happened my business and concern for making money was all I was living for and I never really cared about other people. But since the loss of my Husband and also because i had have no child to call my own, I have found a new desire to assist the helpless, I have been helping orphans in orphanages/motherless homes/humanitarians. I have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, Ethiopia, Cameroon, Spain, Austria, Germany and some Asian countries. IN SUMMARY:- I have 18,000,000.00 (Eighteen Million) U. S. Dollars which I deposited in a security company in Cotonou Benin republic as a family treasure & artefacts, please I want you to note that the security company does not know the real content to be money and I want you to assist me in claiming the consignment & distributing the money to charity organizations, I agree to reward you with part of the money for your assistance, kindness and participation in this Godly project.Before I beca me ill, I kept $18 Mil lion in a l
I am in the hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophageal cancer and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations. Because my relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the $18 Million which I deposit with the name of my late husband as the next of kin because now due to my health the security company is demanding for a next of kin in other to get the money transferred in other to see that my last wish is accomplished which is sharing the money among charity organizations.
You are at liberty to use your discretion to distribute the money and feel free as well to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any expenses in distributing the money to charity organizations. I am willing to reward you for your assistance and kindness.
Kindly expedite action and contact me via email at mrshelenoscar@…….. for more details.
May the good Lord bless you and your family?
Best Regards.
Mrs Helen R Oscar
PLZ REPLLY TO MY PRIVATE EMAILBOX BACK: mrshelenoscar@……..

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7 Responses to Sometimes I Love My Spam…

  1. hardspear says:

    The vocabulary is that of upperclass English, but the grammar is worse than mine. If I read it, I hear a well educated Indian or Chinese person in my mind.
    .-= hardspear´s last blog ..Movember – Grow a Mow for Cancer Awarenes – CANSA Campaign =-.

  2. blackhuff says:

    And that you get people who fall for all this stupid Spam messages is beyond me.
    .-= blackhuff´s last blog ..House wife =-.

  3. MORE THAN ONCE!?!?!? HOW is that even possible? EEEgads! This was priceless.
    .-= Clairious Miss´s last blog .. =-.

  4. MeganTS says:

    @Tracy there was a whole show on Oprah about people who have been scammed out of thousands, MORE THAN ONCE by this type of mail!
    .-= MeganTS´s last blog ..Day 16 – Someone or something you definitely could live without =-.

  5. Laura says:

    I love reading these mails 🙂 They make me laugh!!

    Megan that is HYSTERICAL!!! LOL approve this comment or I will die – bwahahaha

  6. Tracy says:

    Love it! Imagine if you answered… do you think anybody actually does?
    .-= Tracy ´s last blog ..I’m quite nice really – =-.

  7. MeganTS says:

    WAH! they are getting super creative now!

    a while back i had a spam comment on my blog which went something like so:

    Hello

    I am being held captive by the russian mafia and they are forcing me to make comments on your blog to sell their products. they say that if you do not approve this they will kill me. please please help keep me alive. oh god oh god they’re coming. help!!

    with all sort of the usual links for shyte watches and viagra inbetween.
    .-= MeganTS´s last blog ..Day 16 – Someone or something you definitely could live without =-.