Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake

Every year someone emails me this recipe- and every year I manage to lose it! Its one of my all time favourites and incredibly requires almost no effort! Have fun bunnies!

1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit

1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup – just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shit
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don’t forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.


13 thoughts on “Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake

  1. allan: old blooger solidarity indeed! i hope thats not the only reason you’re stopping by…

    dino… i mean katy… i mean dino: it works just as well with a good red wine- ‘cept that its easier to swallow and you can double the recipe amount!

  2. Ha ha and hi! My friend Vangie sent me here-
    I know this recipe, but here in the East USA we like to add a little cough syrup, makes it smooooth.

  3. steven: me either- but i’m sure its optional in this case!

    cheryl: i’m sure rum will be a more than adequate substitute!

    nmotb: ag no man- i thought you were only leaving on boxing day!

    phats: you gotta try it- its fun… mwaaaaaahahahaha!

    vangie: glad you liked it- and THANK YOU for my picture!!!

  4. That cake is going to give you Wiiinnngggggssssss!!!!

    Hey buddy – we are leaving for Sodwana on Sunday – Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday and Happy New Year!!!!! I will see you when we get back!!! Send my love to da family!!!!

  5. Love it!!! I definitely will have to try it–although I’m going to skip the Red Bull and just make it a Vodka Cake. And then I might vary the recipe and make it a Rum Cake.
    Have a great weekend!!

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