I get jetlag when I gain time, not the other way around.
Children do not belong on airplanes.
I worry about how my knucklehead is doing all the time.
Betasleep sleeping capsules don’t do shite for me or my Glugster!
We are probably the only South Africans who come home from Oz with breakfast cereal instead of curios!
South Africa has fabulous public toilets.
My Glugster truly is my hero.
I worry about my cats constantly.
Duty free does NOT mean cheap.
I’m not allergic to any plants in Australia- I didn’t have hayfever at all!
I need one of those T-shirts that says “do I look like a fucking people person”
I will from now on ask for an aisle seat on a plane.